Wherein Jason defends a bunch of evil robots.
[Okay, yes, sorry, I know I've been MIA for like 189203 years. But here I am, and reprising an old favorite- the Evil in Pop Culture series! That makes up for it, right?]
The point of the Evil in Pop Culture series was to offer (in, admittedly, a tongue-in-cheek sort of way) a counter-position to the notions of "evil" being offered to us by Hollywood. I chose three subjects for this-
Narnia,
Star Wars, and
Lord of the Rings- based on their rampant popularity and the (apparently) cut and dry representations of "good" and "evil" that they presented us with.
Over the course of the blogposts, I attempted to strip the symbolism away (for example, Darth Vader wears BLACK and is therefore EVIL) and ask what, if anything, these supposedly "bad" characters had done to deserve our ire. I shall now be undertaking this endeavor again, and this time my target shall be Battlestar Galactica (the best television show ever created, and on this point, at least, I shall brook no argument). Specifically, we shall be discussing the show's overarching enemies, the Cylon.
My dear readers should be aware that I shall not be induling in spoiler-free analysis, so if you haven't watched BSG- or you aren't caught up yet [get on the ball, man!]- you should probably wait until you have/are.
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Oh my gods, the Cylons are coming!
Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the One True God
The first problem we immediately encounter in any discussion of the Cylon race is that they are, in fact, a race of robots created by humans. As we initially learned in the mini-series and was reinforced for us thereafter many times, 1. The Cylons were created by man 2. They evolved 3. They rebelled 4. There are many copies and 5. They have a plan.
The series basically opens with the Cylon attack on what we know as the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, the twelve human worlds in the BSGverse. Through back-story we find out that the Cylons were originally mechanical slaves created by humans to make life easier on the Twelve Colonies; after they became self-aware, the Cylons rebelled against their masters and, after a bloody struggle, a truce was declared, and the Cylons left the Twelve Colonies for their own homeworld.
After not hearing from the Cylons for forty years, the Cylons launch a devastating attack against the Colonies, and the only humans that escape are those who, under the enlightened stewardship of the new President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, Laura Roslin (First of Her Name and Prophet of the Gods, etc., but this is beside the point), assemble a fleet and leave the Colonies for good. The humans are initially numbered at around 50,000 survivors, and the audience's sympathy is immediately placed with the humans, since a) we are human and b) the humans are being attacked by evil robots.
Okay, so, yes, any defense of the Cylon race will have to initially overcome two primary objections: 1. that the Cylons are evil robots and 2. that the attack on the Colonies was unjustified, grotesquely immoral and unforgivable. I will deal with the latter point first.
Nobody Blames the Flood
There are two avenues we must traverse in order to get a comprehensive picture of the Cylon culpability (or lack thereof) in the supposed holocaust of mankind at the opening of Battlestar Galactica. Firstly, we must question whether or not this so-called "holocaust" actually happened, and secondly, we must ask why it happened.
Now, the entire premise of the series is that the Battlestar Galactica is defending a fleet of the remnants of humanity (assembled by the Prophet Laura Roslin, see above); the opening credits reinforce this premise, offering us a "survivor count" as the rag-tag fleet seeks to find a way to Earth, and a new home. However, events later in the series actually point to the unreliability of this so-called "survivor count"; Starbuck's return to Caprica and the arrival of the Battlestar Pegasus BOTH serve to undermine the credibility of the human claim that they are "all that is left", since in both cases they discovered more humans that survived the attacks. As such, we cannot take the survivor count in the credits as an actual indicator of reality.
If there were survivors on Caprica, which undoubtedly bore the worst of the attacks, and indeed other surviving colonial vessels, this calls into question the entire "holocaust" of mankind. Although some human estimates put the total killed at around 50 billion, this seems unlikely. The scenes we see of the initial attack on the colonies are limited; we see Caprica getting nuked repeatedly, but otherwise we do not see anyone else getting nuked. Roslin reports that a number of other colonies were nuked, but we have no confirmation of this.
Indeed, Starbuck's return to Caprica- as well as the Helo/Sharon subplot- both indicate that there are a number of cities completely intact (albeit largely devoid of people), which does not square very well with a massive nuclear holocaust. Our lack of non-biased confirmation of these attacks (since Colonial claims about these attacks are clearly biased) calls into doubt whether or not this so-called holocaust actually happened at all; given, further, the human-like form that the Cylons take (the "skin jobs"), it makes little sense that the Cylons would seek to turn the Colonies into a string of burning cinders, unusable for anything.
Even if we accept the nuking of Caprica as fact (although, as previously noted, it had to be limited in some sense, since we see fairly large swathes of it- including cities- completely untouched), this reduces the Cylon assault on the colonies to a) nuking Caprica, the political, economic, cultural and military capital of the Colonies and b) the destruction of the human military (save, of course, for the Battlestars Galactica and Pegasus).
Although the nuking of parts of a planet is of course Rather Unfortunate, it must be noted that Caprica, as the center of Colonial politics and the Colonial military, was essentially a target. Collateral damage, though tragic, is more or less inevitable, and, given our own inexperience with inter-planetary warfare, it would be wrong of us to judge them for it. Furthermore, we must consider (especially given that it is later revelead that the Cylons have a plan for the Colonies, and then, later, Cylon regret over the attack) that the nuking of Caprica (and other Colonies, if in fact that happened) may have been an accident. Nuclear weapons are repeatedly shown as being used by both the humans and the Cylons in space combat, and given the disposition of the fleet around Caprica (we see this briefly when Helo and Boomer are crashing on Caprica), it is entirely possible nukes were getting fired off and sucked into Caprica's gravity well. Tragic, yes, but also accidental and therefore morally neutral.
Since we cannot adequately establish the true extent of the so-called holocaust of humanity on the Colonies because of the unreliability of the sources we are presented with, I am afraid we must, at most, admit only the destruction of the human military (perfectly reasonable in a war) and that of some of Caprica (unfortunate, but inevitable).
Having absolved the Cylons of their guilt by exposing the attack on the Colonies for what it really was (a largely military strike, not intentional genocide), we can move on to the question of motivation. Here, again, we find the situation much more complex than the anti-cylon, racist humans would have us believe.
The First Cylon War was, of course, the rebellion of the Cylons against their enslavement by humans, and, following this, we see a repeated trend of humans refusing to recognize Cylons as anything more than machines. President Roslin repeatedly airlocks Cylons on the grounds that, "they are dangerous machines", despite the fact that they look just like people (not to mention are capable of creative reason, among other things), and the racist term "skin job" is used to refer to the non-centurian cylon models.
All of this, despite the fact that, from the beginning, the humans are CLEARLY in the moral wrong. Enslaving a race for convenience is of course gravely immoral, and Intelligence- artificial or not- must be respected. Thus, we see a situation: the Cylons, mistreated, disrespected and enslaved, break free from their human masters and leave to find their own home.
Then they return and, in a devastating attack, take over the Twelve Colonies. This attack certainly seems immoral, but, as we find out later, this attack was actually a response to
deliberate provocation by the humans. Admiral Adama relates his part in a black-ops mission over the Armistice Line, a clear violation of the Human-Cylon truce. Adama takes responsibility for the ensuing Second Cylon War on the grounds that his mission showed the Cylons that the humans would never leave them alone, would always be the war-mongers, always try to destroy them at some point. In other words, a classic "it's either me or you" situation, which provides fairly reasonable pretext for a pre-emptive strike (although it's pre-emptive nature could, of course, be debated, given the mission over the Line).
As President Roslin explains to Adama, however, he cannot- and indeed should not- take sole responsibility for the attack, because it was a complex situation with more than an easy answer as to the Why of it. This is of course true, and, as Roslin points out, Adama cannot solely take the blame for a War that the Admiralty was obviously trying to instigate. In other words, we find out that the humans were trying to start a war with the Cylons. And they certainly got one.
Does this, however, justify a pre-emptive strike? We can safely assume that Adama's was not the only mission sent into Cylon territory; an Admiralty spoiling for a war (presumably because they were unhappy with the current civilian administration) would not send just *one* recon mission when trying to assess an enemy's strength. Indeed, the massive expansion of the military (we are informed that they are huge numbers of battlestars in the human fleet- well over a hundred, whereas in the First War there were 12) implies a highly aggressive foreign policy.
It seems, therefore, that we can absolve the Cylons of any "blame" or other kind of moral "guilt" on the grounds that 1. the attack was not as bad as human propagandists would have you think and 2. the attack was merely a response to decades of belligerence, hostility and racism on the part of the humans, and an act of self-preservation by the Cylons.
We may also absolve the Cylons of blame on slightly more ambigious religious grounds. The Twelve Colonies are largely under the sway of one religion, that of the Lords of Kobol, and it seems that the prophet Pythia foretold the exodus of humanity seen in the show. Baltar, in season four, points out that these kinds of disasters have struck humanity before, and that, "nobody blames the flood" because it's a force of nature; we may similarly analogize the Cylons as that proverbial flood, set in motion by the divine will of the Lords of Kobol, for some mysterious purpose.
We may also note that the One True God of the Cylons also has a plan to which the Cylons are (usually... or at least presumably) party to. This plan involves (as the angel that Baltar sees notes) the ending of the human race. So, if there is any blame to be had for the attack on the Colonies (and I am not sure there is), we may place it either at the feet of the Lords of Kobol, or at the feet of the One True God.
Frakking Toasters
Having sufficiently dealt with the Cylon attack on the Colonies, we must now turn to the character of the Cylons themselves. Are they, in fact, just evil robots? Can robots be evil? Are they evil more-than-robots?
The argument that Cylons are simply evil robots is, in many ways, impossible to defend. Throughout the course of the show we see Cylons that love, hurt, desire, lie, and so on. In other words, they experience emotions, and, as Dr. Baltar points out to Admiral Cain, Cylons are susceptible to the same kinds of psychological pressures as humans. Furthermore, there are multiple Cylons who side with the humans- and, if you accept the humans as "good", then this immediately deflates any attempt at painting Cylons as universally and ubiquitously evil.
The existence, furthermore, of a Cylon religion seriously undercuts claims that the Cylons are simply machines. Cylons can feel, think, reason, pray; they do everything, in short, that humans do, and so the continued insistence by many of the humans in the show that Cylons are nothing more than walking toasters is bizarrely inexplicable.
Indeed, having diminished the so-called holocaust of humanity to its appropriate size (that is, not a holocaust, probably), we see the humans engaging in far worse behavior than the Cylons. In the Black Market episode, we see evidence for pedophilia existing in the fleet, and we are repeatedly faced with Cylons being raped by humans (Gina- repeatedly on the Pegasus; Athena- once on the Galactica, and then threatened with it again). The charge that the Cylons torture humans can immediately be countered with noting that the humans do the same things to the Cylons and it is wartime.
We must, furthermore, note that the Cylons express regret over the assault on the Twelve Colonies and send an emissary to the humans to that effect; they inform the humans that the attack was a mistake and that they are leaving the Colonies for another world. Roslin and Adama roundly refuse to even consider this offer, and insist that the Colonies are a nuclear wasteland (despite evidence to the contrary) so that they can continue to prop up their own administration under the guise of perpetual warfare and fear.
Later, when the Cylons discover the human settlement on New Caprica, they arrive as Allies and Friends of the President of the Colonies and attempt to live with the humans there. This attempt is met with disbelief and horror by the humans who (laboring under the delusions foisted on them by the Roslin-Adama coalition of Orwellian control-fear) believe the Cylons to be evil (not to mention the ingrained racism that the humans already have). The Cylon attempts to live peacefully with the humans is repeatedly foiled by the humans, and the Cylons only reluctantly take measures to restore control (which ultimately fail). The use of human suicide bombers by the resistance, later, is met with abject horror by the Cylons, who are stunned at this gross disrespect for human life.
So Say We AllWhat we see, in short, throughout the series is the use of two primary elements of propaganda against a race of people and machines (the Cylons) by the humans. The first element is the supposed annhilation of humanity, and the second is that the Cylons are dangerous machines. These elements of propaganda are repeatedly used by the coalition of a political strongwoman (Roslin) and a military strongman (Adama) to coerce the human population in accepting their leadership, but in reality we see very little real basis for these claims.
The Cylons, though certainly dangerous (but, to be fair, so are humans, so holding that aganist them is unfair), are tragic and flawed, but not evil. Their culpability in the attacks on the colonies is minimal, and their repeated attempts at trying to live their lives according to God's Plan for them are admirable, as are their att
empts to make peace with a human government that, having gotten the war it was spoiling for, consistenly refused to consider the Cylons as people.
All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.